This Website is for announcements on the exciting imminent arrival of baby three for the Wilson Family.
Stay tuned for exclusive updates straight from the delivery room from our onsite correspondents!
Official Wilson Child Inventory Count as at..........................
1500, January 3, 2017
= 3 !!!!!!
Stop Press 1: 0930 3rd January: The soon to be mother has settled in at the arena. Let the games begin!
Stop Press 2: 1230 3rd January: Temperature 24c with wind from the SE at 35km/h. Slightly Cloudy. Nothing further to report!
Stop Press 3: 1350 3rd January: Baby is born! Awaiting further authorisations for release of full details!! #suspense
Stop Press 4: 1500 3rd January: DETAILS!!!
It's a BOY!
Name: Xavier Reece Wilson
Weight: 9lb 7oz (4.275kg)
Length: 55cm
All Well!
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The Professional Team assisting Mrs L Wilson in her delivery of Wilson Baby numero trois are as follows :-
Consulting Physician: Associate Professor Avalee Wilson.
Shown here completing the all important pre-delivery checks. Yep, its a big thumbs up from Associate Prof Avalee!
Consulting Pediatrician: Associate Professor Levi Wilson
Shown here demonstrating his proprietary technique in infant resuscitation. Associate Prof Levi's patients always receive the very best of care!
Whilst we wait, we have asked our experts for some tips that may be useful for expectant mothers and those that are already mothers. First up is Associate Professor Avalee.
Q. Associate Professor Avalee, what is the most important thing an expectant mother can do to reduce stress? BTW, can we call you Avalee?
A. Associate Prof Avalee Wilson
Firstly, NO,NO,NO...you must refer to me by my full title. Have I made myself clear? Now, to answer your question. It's simple. There is a special technique that I have developed as a sure fire way to keep expectant mothers calm. It's called the Maccas Run. You get the future mother in the car and head straight to the Golden Arches. Here you order what you want and hey presto, instant stress reduction. Yep, it's that simple.
Q. OK Associate Professor Avalee. That's very enlightening. The Maccas Run eh? Who would have thought it? I see your colleague, Associate Professor Levi is here. Perhaps he could give us some suggestions for once the baby is born? BTW, can we call you Levi?
A. Associate Prof Levi Wilson
Firstly, is there any food here? I haven't eaten in 10 minutes and I'm a bit peckish. Oh, your question...yes, you can call me Levi, I'm fairly laid back about it as I am in most things. Is that food coming soon? What was the question?...oh yeah, I remember now.
Look, FOOD is important for infant nutrition. Mothers milk is good, along with veges and all that super food stuff but for a balanced diet we at the LW Institute for Wellness and Nutrition recommend "Ippies". It's vital parents understand that when a child is waving his or her arms around, yelling and screaming and generally tearing the house apart that the underlying cause is malnutrition. "Ippies" solve this instantly. Sometimes they may be referred to as "Chippies". Here, just so there is no confusion we have a photo that depicts the necessary serving size.
Well, that's all we have time for now but we look forward to sharing more tips and techniques over the coming days!
